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This song (indicating mood/music) is so beautiful. Definitely one of their best. Bono is awesome.
Alrighty then. This one's gonna be a doozy, because a lot has happened in the past, and being the lazy shit that I am, I haven't gathered enough energy to actually update. First off, I would like to say that Art History is a MOTHERFUCKER, and I am RATFUCKED as far as the exams are concerned, and that queer, cynical Mr. Loughery is gonna get it.
No, I'm kidding. I love him. I love gay people in general. But his tests are real sons o' bitches.
Anyway. Moving on.
Okay, so I am basically screwed. I may have a week left of vacation, but I still have a load of stuff to get done. But in happier news, the end of Channukah was satisfactory.
Best gift: A street sign. Yes, a green street sign, like the ones you see in the city. With white writing. Only it says this:
THE WHO BLVD.
AWESOME! IS THAT NOT FUCKING AWESOME? My dad is awesome. Awesome. This is getting repetitive. But it is still pretty damn nice, I'm gonna have to get it nailed to my wall. Ooh, kookookajoob, miss_violet, and the other Who-lovers on my friends list are gonna be jealous.
A little upsetting, however, was the lack of iPod. They were completely sold out everywhere my dad looked. So, being the awesome (I'm running out of adjectives here) dad he was, he bought a Lyra RCA mp3 player to tide me over until he managed to find an iPod. Sure, it's shitty, but it works well enough.
Comments on Return of the King: IF THIS MOVIE DOES NOT GET THE FUCKING OSCAR I WILL BE ANGRY. BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT. IT WAS IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE. Haha, Merry and Pippin are so doing it. (thank you charmingly.) Even m'friend Sam thinks so:
Me: (whilst kicking Uruk-hai rear in ROTK for PS2) Haha! I can even kick their ass as a hobbit! Stupid ugly shits! Wait 'til I get to Mr. Tumorface! (does anyone else think the gratuitous close-ups of that one individual were completely unecessary?) Sam: Sam and Frodo are definitely gay. Me: Hm, really? I didn't know you liked Elijah Wood. Didn't know you were gay, either. Sam: No, you asshole. Sam Gamgee. He's definitely got something going on with Frodo. Me: And you would notice this because...? Sam: I've got Gaydar. Me: (doubtfully) Right. Sam: Merry and Pippin, too. Me: Anyone else you'd like to name? Aragorn and Legolas? Gandalf and Bilbo? DON'T FORGET THE NAZGUL AND THE RINGWRAITHS. THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS. Sam: I hate you.
But yeah, if that movie doesn't get the Oscar, I will be mad. Of course we all know it won't because of that fucker Mystic River. But it better damn well win something. Even more angering is the fact that even though the Academy wants to nominate Johnny Depp for his performance in PotC, they won't because it's not a serious role. Speaking of, I got the DVD with the deleted scenes and bloopers. THE BLOOPERS ARE SO FUNNY. During a take on the boat:
Johnny Depp: And so-- (Pauses. Looks up, tilting his head rather puppyishly, in response to a loud, continuous noise, and says with genuine curiosity) Is that a plane?
Orlando Bloom: (seated on a couch during a break, rocking about emphatically.) swash, swash, buckle buckle!
There was one instance in which Keira Knightley said something rather sexually provocative to the guy who played Norrington. He tried to keep a straight face, but to no avail. I finally found out Norrington's first name, by the way, thanks to a deleted scene: James!
On a completely unrelated topic, I went to Vermont a while ago. Remind me not to go there again. I was gonna snowboard, but it was too warm. Dogsledding was closed. I was pissed and bored the whole way through. The drive was annoying as well.
Well, what's on the agenda for today, let me see... Ah yes. Do work. Go see Peter Pan, if possible. Buy more pants, as I am running low. And last but not least: Sleep.
Sleep is good.
What the fuck? MY BROTHER FUCKING BROKE THE FUCKING DVD PLAYER. HE'S GONNA GET HIS ARSE BLOODY KICKED, HE WILL. Excuse me while someone gets a beating.
Apres-pummeling, -MB
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